You all don't let me forget to actually mail my taxes in, okay? Because I can feel a whole week of forgetting shit coming on.
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:25 am PDT #3096 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:28 am PDT #3097 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I don't want my men to smell like flowers, personally. Do they make a cologne that smells like whiskey and leather and horse sweat?
Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]
Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:51:22 am PDT #3098 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]
Oh my. Perfect! Thank you, DJ.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 7:52:10 am PDT #3099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Salt, leather, and gun oil. That's what a real man smells like.
Or, preferably, nothing.
PLEASE GET TO MY PART OF THE MEETING. I'M DYING HERE.
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:53:16 am PDT #3100 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
They also have Dirt. Hubby wears this [link]
Jesse - Apr 13, 2011 7:55:21 am PDT #3101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Have you people seen Stephen Colbert's tweeting on Jon Kyl? Hilarious. [link]
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:01 am PDT #3102 of 30001
brillig
I love amber and bergamot. I've never worried about what Hubby smells like--so long as it's not blood.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:09 am PDT #3103 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I didn't even have to say a word. I was on the line for over an hour, they got to my bit, and I didn't even have to say a word.
I'm going to go lie down now, thank you very much. I can't see straight.
Lee - Apr 13, 2011 8:12:26 am PDT #3104 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Poor ita. I hope lying down helps.
Beverly - Apr 13, 2011 8:52:30 am PDT #3105 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I hope the lying down helps, ita.
H used Pinaud's Lilac Vegetal (the reviews there at Basenotes are hilarious) when he shaved. Before that it was 4711. My dad was classic Old Spice. H uses Yardley's Lavender pump soap in the shower--and the bar soap when we can find it. Shampoo is a light citrus-scented dandruff type. Hand soap is antibacterial pump, vaguely citrus-y. ETA: He's been using that deodorant rock thing for years, now. It seems to work fine for him, and has no scent at all.