Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 13, 2011 7:41:24 am PDT #3094 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I use Ivory soap and Head & Shoulders for dry skin.

I don't normally use cologne, but for special occasions I'll either use Oleg Cassini, or just follow up the Ivory with some Eternity-scented bar soap in the shower.


Juliebird - Apr 13, 2011 7:41:34 am PDT #3095 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

This year's theme is birds, so there was a bird beanbag toss into giant birdhouses at our springfest. Angry Birds jokes abounded.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:25 am PDT #3096 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You all don't let me forget to actually mail my taxes in, okay? Because I can feel a whole week of forgetting shit coming on.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:28 am PDT #3097 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't want my men to smell like flowers, personally. Do they make a cologne that smells like whiskey and leather and horse sweat?

Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:51:22 am PDT #3098 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]

Oh my. Perfect! Thank you, DJ.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 7:52:10 am PDT #3099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Salt, leather, and gun oil. That's what a real man smells like.

Or, preferably, nothing.

PLEASE GET TO MY PART OF THE MEETING. I'M DYING HERE.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:53:16 am PDT #3100 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They also have Dirt. Hubby wears this [link]


Jesse - Apr 13, 2011 7:55:21 am PDT #3101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have you people seen Stephen Colbert's tweeting on Jon Kyl? Hilarious. [link]


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:01 am PDT #3102 of 30001
brillig

I love amber and bergamot. I've never worried about what Hubby smells like--so long as it's not blood.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:09 am PDT #3103 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't even have to say a word. I was on the line for over an hour, they got to my bit, and I didn't even have to say a word.

I'm going to go lie down now, thank you very much. I can't see straight.