This year's theme is birds, so there was a bird beanbag toss into giant birdhouses at our springfest. Angry Birds jokes abounded.
Now we're saving a vampire from vampires. I got two words for that -- Nuh and uh.
Gunn ,'Underneath'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Juliebird - Apr 13, 2011 7:41:34 am PDT #3095 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:25 am PDT #3096 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You all don't let me forget to actually mail my taxes in, okay? Because I can feel a whole week of forgetting shit coming on.
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:28 am PDT #3097 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I don't want my men to smell like flowers, personally. Do they make a cologne that smells like whiskey and leather and horse sweat?
Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]
Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:51:22 am PDT #3098 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]
Oh my. Perfect! Thank you, DJ.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 7:52:10 am PDT #3099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Salt, leather, and gun oil. That's what a real man smells like.
Or, preferably, nothing.
PLEASE GET TO MY PART OF THE MEETING. I'M DYING HERE.
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:53:16 am PDT #3100 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
They also have Dirt. Hubby wears this [link]
Jesse - Apr 13, 2011 7:55:21 am PDT #3101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Have you people seen Stephen Colbert's tweeting on Jon Kyl? Hilarious. [link]
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:01 am PDT #3102 of 30001
brillig
I love amber and bergamot. I've never worried about what Hubby smells like--so long as it's not blood.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:09 am PDT #3103 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I didn't even have to say a word. I was on the line for over an hour, they got to my bit, and I didn't even have to say a word.
I'm going to go lie down now, thank you very much. I can't see straight.
Lee - Apr 13, 2011 8:12:26 am PDT #3104 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Poor ita. I hope lying down helps.