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I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'

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zuisa - Sep 07, 2011 10:46:37 am PDT #24610 of 30001

call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

I really need to stop watching television. Or, at the very least, I need to start watching things that are happy.

I just plowed through an entire series in like 3 days (it was 8 episode seasons, 20 minute episodes, so not quite so horrifying as that may sound) and now here I am again with the tears and the heartbreak.

To contribute to already happening conversations, I don't wear too much makeup, but I have this amazing tinted moisturizer plus sunblock that is an absolute essential. Anything above that depends on my mood and where I'm going.

Jessica - Sep 07, 2011 10:47:01 am PDT #24611 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ouch, just went to the new target.com and my retinas are permanently scarred. SO MUCH RED.

zuisa - Sep 07, 2011 10:50:57 am PDT #24612 of 30001

call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Wow, I really don't like that web design.

Amy - Sep 07, 2011 10:53:24 am PDT #24613 of 30001

Because books.

I looked, too. Ouch.

sarameg - Sep 07, 2011 11:06:24 am PDT #24614 of 30001

Ellicott City got hit with a flash flood: [link] & [link]

It's built over the Tiber where it flows into the Patapsco.

amyth - Sep 07, 2011 11:35:42 am PDT #24615 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.

Now I just have to wait fifteen minutes for the bus and make it home without incident. I can totally do that.

tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:37:43 am PDT #24616 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for a Dog

Many people ignore step 7:

Avoid the temptation to decorate your dog's tin foil hat. Materials such as felt or other types of fabric are too absorbent and may soak up and retain mind control rays. If you must decorate the hat, use reflective accents like sequins. These are shiny and will help deflect the damaging rays. Attach sequins to the hat with hot glue.

Sadly, the how-to guide has no photos....

Toddson - Sep 07, 2011 11:39:49 am PDT #24617 of 30001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.

Consuela - Sep 07, 2011 11:43:49 am PDT #24618 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

tommyrot, that link is too awesome not to share: I shall use it for linkspam.

tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:44:45 am PDT #24619 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.

I think aliens and secret government agencies have given up trying to control cats a long time ago....

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