Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Sep 07, 2011 11:39:49 am PDT #24617 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Consuela - Sep 07, 2011 11:43:49 am PDT #24618 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
tommyrot, that link is too awesome not to share: I shall use it for linkspam.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:44:45 am PDT #24619 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.
I think aliens and secret government agencies have given up trying to control cats a long time ago....
amych - Sep 07, 2011 11:53:55 am PDT #24620 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude, everyone knows the mind-control rays flow OUTWARD from the cat.
At least that's what he tells me.
Jesse - Sep 07, 2011 11:58:35 am PDT #24621 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Argh -- I just got a free ticket to a work thing that starts at 7 on Friday morning. How the fuck is that going to work??
Burrell - Sep 07, 2011 12:00:48 pm PDT #24622 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Does it involve caffeine, Jesse?
Kate P. - Sep 07, 2011 12:03:03 pm PDT #24623 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.
Feel better, amyth! Sorry you're sickly.
I have consumed an apple and am now eating cashews & cranberries to tide me over until I can leave work and go get a salad at the sushi place. It's good to have a plan.
Cass - Sep 07, 2011 12:08:10 pm PDT #24624 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I kind of want to go to an event with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and hold up a big sign that says I AM OKAY WITH PLUTO BEING A DWARF PLANET
Me too! I mean, it's not a planet. Taking away the name, I could see people being sad, but we just accurately reclassified it. One less planet for kids to memorize now.
Allyson, it's going to be oaky. But I'd have melted down too. You still took care of stuff after. That's the part to focus on, the dealing.
amyth - Sep 07, 2011 12:17:08 pm PDT #24625 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Thanks, Kate. I'm home now, and will feel better soon. I'm sorry YOU aren't feeling well! For, you know, months.
Kate P. - Sep 07, 2011 12:30:05 pm PDT #24626 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I'm sorry YOU aren't feeling well! For, you know, months.
Thanks, lady. At least I get to spend most of my non-work time napping, so... that part's not so bad?