'The Message'
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How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for a Dog
Many people ignore step 7:
Avoid the temptation to decorate your dog's tin foil hat. Materials such as felt or other types of fabric are too absorbent and may soak up and retain mind control rays. If you must decorate the hat, use reflective accents like sequins. These are shiny and will help deflect the damaging rays. Attach sequins to the hat with hot glue.
Sadly, the how-to guide has no photos....
Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.
tommyrot, that link is too awesome not to share: I shall use it for linkspam.
Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.
I think aliens and secret government agencies have given up trying to control cats a long time ago....
Dude, everyone knows the mind-control rays flow OUTWARD from the cat.
At least that's what he tells me.
Argh -- I just got a free ticket to a work thing that starts at 7 on Friday morning. How the fuck is that going to work??
Does it involve caffeine, Jesse?
My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.
Feel better, amyth! Sorry you're sickly.
I have consumed an apple and am now eating cashews & cranberries to tide me over until I can leave work and go get a salad at the sushi place. It's good to have a plan.
I kind of want to go to an event with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and hold up a big sign that says I AM OKAY WITH PLUTO BEING A DWARF PLANET
Me too! I mean, it's not a planet. Taking away the name, I could see people being sad, but we just accurately reclassified it. One less planet for kids to memorize now.
Allyson, it's going to be oaky. But I'd have melted down too. You still took care of stuff after. That's the part to focus on, the dealing.
Thanks, Kate. I'm home now, and will feel better soon. I'm sorry YOU aren't feeling well! For, you know, months.