My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.
Now I just have to wait fifteen minutes for the bus and make it home without incident. I can totally do that.
Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amyth - Sep 07, 2011 11:35:42 am PDT #24615 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:37:43 am PDT #24616 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for a Dog
Many people ignore step 7:
Avoid the temptation to decorate your dog's tin foil hat. Materials such as felt or other types of fabric are too absorbent and may soak up and retain mind control rays. If you must decorate the hat, use reflective accents like sequins. These are shiny and will help deflect the damaging rays. Attach sequins to the hat with hot glue.
Sadly, the how-to guide has no photos....
Toddson - Sep 07, 2011 11:39:49 am PDT #24617 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.
Consuela - Sep 07, 2011 11:43:49 am PDT #24618 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
tommyrot, that link is too awesome not to share: I shall use it for linkspam.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:44:45 am PDT #24619 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.
I think aliens and secret government agencies have given up trying to control cats a long time ago....
amych - Sep 07, 2011 11:53:55 am PDT #24620 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude, everyone knows the mind-control rays flow OUTWARD from the cat.
At least that's what he tells me.
Jesse - Sep 07, 2011 11:58:35 am PDT #24621 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Argh -- I just got a free ticket to a work thing that starts at 7 on Friday morning. How the fuck is that going to work??
Burrell - Sep 07, 2011 12:00:48 pm PDT #24622 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Does it involve caffeine, Jesse?
Kate P. - Sep 07, 2011 12:03:03 pm PDT #24623 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.
Feel better, amyth! Sorry you're sickly.
I have consumed an apple and am now eating cashews & cranberries to tide me over until I can leave work and go get a salad at the sushi place. It's good to have a plan.
Cass - Sep 07, 2011 12:08:10 pm PDT #24624 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I kind of want to go to an event with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and hold up a big sign that says I AM OKAY WITH PLUTO BEING A DWARF PLANET
Me too! I mean, it's not a planet. Taking away the name, I could see people being sad, but we just accurately reclassified it. One less planet for kids to memorize now.
Allyson, it's going to be oaky. But I'd have melted down too. You still took care of stuff after. That's the part to focus on, the dealing.