Dude, everyone knows the mind-control rays flow OUTWARD from the cat.
At least that's what he tells me.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 07, 2011 11:53:55 am PDT #24620 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jesse - Sep 07, 2011 11:58:35 am PDT #24621 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Argh -- I just got a free ticket to a work thing that starts at 7 on Friday morning. How the fuck is that going to work??
Burrell - Sep 07, 2011 12:00:48 pm PDT #24622 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Does it involve caffeine, Jesse?
Kate P. - Sep 07, 2011 12:03:03 pm PDT #24623 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.
Feel better, amyth! Sorry you're sickly.
I have consumed an apple and am now eating cashews & cranberries to tide me over until I can leave work and go get a salad at the sushi place. It's good to have a plan.
Cass - Sep 07, 2011 12:08:10 pm PDT #24624 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I kind of want to go to an event with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and hold up a big sign that says I AM OKAY WITH PLUTO BEING A DWARF PLANET
Me too! I mean, it's not a planet. Taking away the name, I could see people being sad, but we just accurately reclassified it. One less planet for kids to memorize now.
Allyson, it's going to be oaky. But I'd have melted down too. You still took care of stuff after. That's the part to focus on, the dealing.
amyth - Sep 07, 2011 12:17:08 pm PDT #24625 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Thanks, Kate. I'm home now, and will feel better soon. I'm sorry YOU aren't feeling well! For, you know, months.
Kate P. - Sep 07, 2011 12:30:05 pm PDT #24626 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I'm sorry YOU aren't feeling well! For, you know, months.
Thanks, lady. At least I get to spend most of my non-work time napping, so... that part's not so bad?
Ginger - Sep 07, 2011 12:56:10 pm PDT #24627 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
One less planet for kids to memorize now.
If I have already memorized something, it should stay the same, because it is all about me.
Note to science: Do not change the cranial nerves.
Jesse - Sep 07, 2011 12:59:16 pm PDT #24628 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Feel better, amyth!
Does it involve caffeine, Jesse?
Apparently there will be coffee. I don't think that's enough, somehow.
Kathy A - Sep 07, 2011 1:00:22 pm PDT #24629 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Someone please tell me not to try out for my school's production of Gypsy. PLEASE??? I do not have the time for it if I do make it, and there's only one part I'd want, anyway.
Go ahead, guess which one.