Bunnies frighten me.

Anya ,'Help'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


zuisa - Sep 07, 2011 10:50:57 am PDT #24612 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Wow, I really don't like that web design.


Amy - Sep 07, 2011 10:53:24 am PDT #24613 of 30001
Because books.

I looked, too. Ouch.


sarameg - Sep 07, 2011 11:06:24 am PDT #24614 of 30001

Ellicott City got hit with a flash flood: [link] & [link]

It's built over the Tiber where it flows into the Patapsco.


amyth - Sep 07, 2011 11:35:42 am PDT #24615 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

My boss just sent me home and told me not to come into work tomorrow. Win.

Now I just have to wait fifteen minutes for the bus and make it home without incident. I can totally do that.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:37:43 am PDT #24616 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for a Dog

Many people ignore step 7:

Avoid the temptation to decorate your dog's tin foil hat. Materials such as felt or other types of fabric are too absorbent and may soak up and retain mind control rays. If you must decorate the hat, use reflective accents like sequins. These are shiny and will help deflect the damaging rays. Attach sequins to the hat with hot glue.

Sadly, the how-to guide has no photos....


Toddson - Sep 07, 2011 11:39:49 am PDT #24617 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.


Consuela - Sep 07, 2011 11:43:49 am PDT #24618 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

tommyrot, that link is too awesome not to share: I shall use it for linkspam.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2011 11:44:45 am PDT #24619 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Note that it's not to prevent mind control rays from affecting your CAT.

I think aliens and secret government agencies have given up trying to control cats a long time ago....


amych - Sep 07, 2011 11:53:55 am PDT #24620 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, everyone knows the mind-control rays flow OUTWARD from the cat.

At least that's what he tells me.


Jesse - Sep 07, 2011 11:58:35 am PDT #24621 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Argh -- I just got a free ticket to a work thing that starts at 7 on Friday morning. How the fuck is that going to work??