What is it with his late-onset crazy? Remember when he had hysterical muteness for several years? I think his brain has gone awry.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jun 17, 2011 4:35:12 am PDT #13055 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ - Jun 17, 2011 4:41:54 am PDT #13056 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Scott Adams, ugh. The whole rage-inducing presumption that somehow, society is all women's fault (despite millennia of legal non-personhood in cultures ruled by men, under laws written by men and enforced by men, our cooters are just that powerful--they're culture-building ninjas!) and the freaking creepy evo-psych it's-only-natural bullshit puts me into such a cold fury that I lose all my cuss-words and become Katharine Hepburn perched at the stern of the African Queen, shining with icy contempt: "Nature, Mister Allnutt, is what we are meant to rise above."
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2011 5:05:41 am PDT #13057 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I suppose it's sad when you wonder if the best possibility is some sort of brain injury.
Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 5:10:59 am PDT #13058 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
Drunken brawl breaks out at Royal Ascott.
A man wielding a £98 bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne gets involved as the fight breaks out between racegoers
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2011 5:13:29 am PDT #13059 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A quick glance across the terraces reveals a sea of flesh and unsightly tattoos – of women in cheap, tawdry dresses and men who have shunned the expected top hat.
::clutches pearls::
sumi - Jun 17, 2011 5:23:05 am PDT #13060 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
What is a "vice girl"?
I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.
DavidS - Jun 17, 2011 5:35:52 am PDT #13061 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.
It's disappointing. I don't want them to be respectable and proper. I want them to be the comic black sheep of the family.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2011 5:41:55 am PDT #13062 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
Seriously. I want Beatrice to show up next wearing a hat with a miniature Lady Gaga figure that occasionally climbs into stirrups and showers her with a burst of glitter.
Zenkitty - Jun 17, 2011 5:50:27 am PDT #13063 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I admire how your mind works, Matt.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2011 5:57:10 am PDT #13064 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Great. Now I'm in trouble for getting my out of office message wrong. I cleared my meetings and told people I would have been in meetings with yesterday that I was out. Oops on leaving Jan 3rd on my "back in office" date.
I'm very thinskinned this week.