Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2011 5:57:10 am PDT #13064 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. Now I'm in trouble for getting my out of office message wrong. I cleared my meetings and told people I would have been in meetings with yesterday that I was out. Oops on leaving Jan 3rd on my "back in office" date.

I'm very thinskinned this week.


Cashmere - Jun 17, 2011 5:59:31 am PDT #13065 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

What is a "vice girl"?

Courtesan?


Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 6:20:32 am PDT #13066 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.


smonster - Jun 17, 2011 6:32:37 am PDT #13067 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Kat, here's hoping it's NBD.

That amazing photo Tom took is even more impressive because he took it in the backseat of my car.

Frankie is a scoocher and a leaner and just a snugglepup in general.


lisah - Jun 17, 2011 6:33:06 am PDT #13068 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I love leaning dogs!


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2011 6:44:38 am PDT #13069 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.

Damn. I'm never going to believe anyone loves anyone ever again...


Laga - Jun 17, 2011 6:47:00 am PDT #13070 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

PSA: If you (like me) had never heard of Dave Sim and are about to google him: Don't. It's worse than you think and now you'll probably be mad all day.


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2011 7:13:12 am PDT #13071 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In late breaking non-news, Scott Adams continues to be a dillhole.

If you look at that excerpt in the context of his entire blog post, then you'll discover that you're completely right. I was suspicious that it might have been taken out of context or satire, but nope.

I think the only possible context is that he is a jackhole brainstem who gives jackholes a bad name.

Scott Adams, ugh. The whole rage-inducing presumption that somehow, society is all women's fault

JZ, it's entirely our fault for choosing to be born with uteri. Duh!


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2011 7:17:45 am PDT #13072 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And in completely different news, I offer the best thing on the Internet today: Batman in Culottes. (My favorite one is Pudgy Batman in culottes, thinking "So roomy!")


Liese S. - Jun 17, 2011 7:23:39 am PDT #13073 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hahaha. I love those.