I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.
It's disappointing. I don't want them to be respectable and proper. I want them to be the comic black sheep of the family.
Seriously. I want Beatrice to show up next wearing a hat with a miniature Lady Gaga figure that occasionally climbs into stirrups and showers her with a burst of glitter.
I admire how your mind works, Matt.
Great. Now I'm in trouble for getting my out of office message wrong. I cleared my meetings and told people I would have been in meetings with yesterday that I was out. Oops on leaving Jan 3rd on my "back in office" date.
I'm very thinskinned this week.
Kat, here's hoping it's NBD.
That amazing photo Tom took is even more impressive because he took it in the backseat of my car.
Frankie is a scoocher and a leaner and just a snugglepup in general.
Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.
Damn. I'm never going to believe anyone loves anyone ever again...
PSA: If you (like me) had never heard of Dave Sim and are about to google him: Don't. It's worse than you think and now you'll probably be mad all day.