I admire how your mind works, Matt.
'First Date'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Great. Now I'm in trouble for getting my out of office message wrong. I cleared my meetings and told people I would have been in meetings with yesterday that I was out. Oops on leaving Jan 3rd on my "back in office" date.
I'm very thinskinned this week.
What is a "vice girl"?
Courtesan?
Kat, here's hoping it's NBD.
That amazing photo Tom took is even more impressive because he took it in the backseat of my car.
Frankie is a scoocher and a leaner and just a snugglepup in general.
I love leaning dogs!
Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.
Damn. I'm never going to believe anyone loves anyone ever again...
PSA: If you (like me) had never heard of Dave Sim and are about to google him: Don't. It's worse than you think and now you'll probably be mad all day.
In late breaking non-news, Scott Adams continues to be a dillhole.
If you look at that excerpt in the context of his entire blog post, then you'll discover that you're completely right. I was suspicious that it might have been taken out of context or satire, but nope.
I think the only possible context is that he is a jackhole brainstem who gives jackholes a bad name.
Scott Adams, ugh. The whole rage-inducing presumption that somehow, society is all women's fault
JZ, it's entirely our fault for choosing to be born with uteri. Duh!
And in completely different news, I offer the best thing on the Internet today: Batman in Culottes. (My favorite one is Pudgy Batman in culottes, thinking "So roomy!")