Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Jun 17, 2011 5:23:05 am PDT #13060 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

What is a "vice girl"?

I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.


DavidS - Jun 17, 2011 5:35:52 am PDT #13061 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.

It's disappointing. I don't want them to be respectable and proper. I want them to be the comic black sheep of the family.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2011 5:41:55 am PDT #13062 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Seriously. I want Beatrice to show up next wearing a hat with a miniature Lady Gaga figure that occasionally climbs into stirrups and showers her with a burst of glitter.


Zenkitty - Jun 17, 2011 5:50:27 am PDT #13063 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I admire how your mind works, Matt.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2011 5:57:10 am PDT #13064 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. Now I'm in trouble for getting my out of office message wrong. I cleared my meetings and told people I would have been in meetings with yesterday that I was out. Oops on leaving Jan 3rd on my "back in office" date.

I'm very thinskinned this week.


Cashmere - Jun 17, 2011 5:59:31 am PDT #13065 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

What is a "vice girl"?

Courtesan?


Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 6:20:32 am PDT #13066 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.


smonster - Jun 17, 2011 6:32:37 am PDT #13067 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Kat, here's hoping it's NBD.

That amazing photo Tom took is even more impressive because he took it in the backseat of my car.

Frankie is a scoocher and a leaner and just a snugglepup in general.


lisah - Jun 17, 2011 6:33:06 am PDT #13068 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I love leaning dogs!


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2011 6:44:38 am PDT #13069 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.

Damn. I'm never going to believe anyone loves anyone ever again...