I believe that's my hey. Hey!

Xander ,'Storyteller'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Jun 17, 2011 5:05:41 am PDT #13057 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I suppose it's sad when you wonder if the best possibility is some sort of brain injury.


Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 5:10:59 am PDT #13058 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Drunken brawl breaks out at Royal Ascott.

A man wielding a £98 bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne gets involved as the fight breaks out between racegoers

Nice hats, though.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2011 5:13:29 am PDT #13059 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A quick glance across the terraces reveals a sea of flesh and unsightly tattoos – of women in cheap, tawdry dresses and men who have shunned the expected top hat.

::clutches pearls::


sumi - Jun 17, 2011 5:23:05 am PDT #13060 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

What is a "vice girl"?

I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.


DavidS - Jun 17, 2011 5:35:52 am PDT #13061 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.

It's disappointing. I don't want them to be respectable and proper. I want them to be the comic black sheep of the family.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2011 5:41:55 am PDT #13062 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Seriously. I want Beatrice to show up next wearing a hat with a miniature Lady Gaga figure that occasionally climbs into stirrups and showers her with a burst of glitter.


Zenkitty - Jun 17, 2011 5:50:27 am PDT #13063 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I admire how your mind works, Matt.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2011 5:57:10 am PDT #13064 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. Now I'm in trouble for getting my out of office message wrong. I cleared my meetings and told people I would have been in meetings with yesterday that I was out. Oops on leaving Jan 3rd on my "back in office" date.

I'm very thinskinned this week.


Cashmere - Jun 17, 2011 5:59:31 am PDT #13065 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

What is a "vice girl"?

Courtesan?


Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 6:20:32 am PDT #13066 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Damn, the riot makeout photo was staged.