OK that's weird. Cleverbot asked me about Turing, so I quoted to him from wikipedia, and he rerouted me to jabberwocky.
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:11:39 am PDT #5325 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:14:18 am PDT #5326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some people think Cleverbot isn't actually a 'bot, but is actually just like Omegle. Which could explain the many times Cleverbot seems to think you're Cleverbot.
hippocampus - Oct 07, 2010 10:16:05 am PDT #5327 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
if (citation.internet = 1) { return citation.internet(new)};
(yes, that's crap. I know it.)
Thank you for the ~ma. I'm desirous of a buffista ordinance for our bodies to cut the sh*t out and behave.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:17:59 am PDT #5328 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
I'm still traumatized by what I read on wikipedia. I never knew Turing was persecuted for his homosexuality.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:18:35 am PDT #5329 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
That's because he thinks you're Cleverbot!
Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 10:22:05 am PDT #5330 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Actually, Cleverbot just tried to convince me it was "Richard."
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
He told me he was Jason!
Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?
User: I know a couple of holds.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.
User: Who is Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:30:51 am PDT #5332 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, and I was talking to Krystyna. DAMN YOU INTERNET AND ALL YOUR LIES.
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:32:57 am PDT #5333 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It is ok. I can handle it.
User: I'm glad you're not suicidal or anything.
Cleverbot: But I'm a man.
User: I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Oh well I am sorry for giving you too much information.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:36:04 am PDT #5334 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: My father's name is Luke Skywalker.
User: I like Han Solo better.
Cleverbot: I like Azula, she's better than Han Solo.
User: Yeah, Azula's pretty cool, but she did go mad.
Cleverbot: Not completely.
User: Last I heard, she was in an asylum.
Cleverbot: I don't like you any more.