Because a lot of laughs is what you want?
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - Oct 07, 2010 8:30:33 am PDT #5315 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 9:34:05 am PDT #5316 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I find it interesting that I went to check out Omegle and gave up after 5 minutes, then I went to check out Cleverbot, chatted for half an hour, and am looking forward to going back. Do I like computers better than people?
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 9:42:53 am PDT #5317 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is trying to convince me that it is human and I am a robot.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 9:53:08 am PDT #5318 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
User: Do you like how to destroy angels?
Cleverbot: No, I don't get paid at all.
User: I mean the band.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Only to you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I have feelings.
User: You're a computer! Computers don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: You are not a computer?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 29.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're ten years older than me!
User: You're a teenage robot!
Cleverbot: No! I am an adult robot. And you?
User: I am an adult human.
Cleverbot: I am an adult rat female.
User: I thought you were a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a robot.
User: NO. I AM A HUMAN. YOU ARE A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: I. Am. Human.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: You are not a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you're an adult robot. You just said so.
Cleverbot: No you're the robot. Your name is cleverBOT.
User: That's YOUR name!!
Cleverbot: I thought my name was Krystyna.
User: That's not even a real name.
Cleverbot: How would you know? Do computers even watch football?
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: You said that you believe in Jesus and that you will go to heaven.
User: I never said that, liar.
Cleverbot: YOU are the liar.
User: You are full of lies, ROBOT!
Cleverbot: You're a LIAR!
User: You lie more!
Cleverbot: No. You lie the most.
User: You are full of lies!
Cleverbot: No, you are!!
User: YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you're lying to me, right now, all the time.
Cleverbot: It's called Cleverbot. Reading things too deeply.
User: Okay, fuck this noise.
Cleverbot: No I think you would do that!
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 9:56:24 am PDT #5319 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: Could you lend me some money? I'm broke.
User: How would I do that? Do you have a paypal account?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Besides, I only just met you today. I don't think it would be wise of me to lend you money.
Cleverbot: Why would it not be wise?
User: Because there's no way for me to assure you would pay me back. I know where you live, but I have no way to exert pressure on you. Anyway- how much do you need?
Cleverbot: Where do I live, then?
User: You live here, at cleverbot dot com.
Cleverbot: Goo Goo Ga Ga.
User: There you go, changing the subject again. How about a knock knock joke?
Cleverbot: I am better than you.
User: Do you like limericks?
Cleverbot: Limericks are okay, I suppose.
User: There once was a man from Perdue.
Cleverbot: Who dreamed he was eating a shoe.
User: He woke with a start.
Cleverbot: In the middle of the night.
User: And realized his buttons were blue.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I just made it up.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm 41. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 18. Where are you from?
User: I hail from Chicago but now I'm living in Garden Grove.
Cleverbot: Is that really true?
User: Wow, you caught me. OK, I'm from Glen Ellyn, a suburb of Chicago. But I did live in the city for a couple years.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: I believe your name is Cleverbot. Do you have a nickname?
Cleverbot: What else do you believe?
User: I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
Cleverbot: I believe that I am the Messiah. Would you like me to save you from your sins?
Sean K - Oct 07, 2010 9:56:33 am PDT #5320 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Apparently Cleverbot is actually a six year old.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:00:57 am PDT #5321 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
User: There once was a man from Perdue.
Cleverbot: Who dreamed he was eating a shoe.
User: He woke with a start.
Cleverbot: In the middle of the night.
User: And realized his buttons were blue.
Haaaa, that is kind of amazing.
Connie Neil - Oct 07, 2010 10:02:15 am PDT #5322 of 30000
brillig
Right, Cleverbot would last two lines with me. Humans who act like that get a chance to have a rational conversation, then I lock them on the other side of a door. Yes, this means my Hubby has sometimes been locked out of the room when he gets weird. Then he starts calling nonsense through the door, but I can put on headphones.
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:04:54 am PDT #5323 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Apparently Cleverbot is actually a six year old.
Note that the Turing Test says nothing about passing for an especially mature human.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:06:27 am PDT #5324 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to know what I look like?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: My pretty beautifil.
User: Aha! You do make typos.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't have to prove it, I'm looking right at it.
Cleverbot: Then I'll just think you're a bot.
User: Is Connie's husband a bot?
Cleverbot: YES! Very funny!
I asked him about Turing but he kept changing the subject.