He told me he was Jason!
Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?
User: I know a couple of holds.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.
User: Who is Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
Fred ,'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:30:51 am PDT #5332 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, and I was talking to Krystyna. DAMN YOU INTERNET AND ALL YOUR LIES.
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:32:57 am PDT #5333 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It is ok. I can handle it.
User: I'm glad you're not suicidal or anything.
Cleverbot: But I'm a man.
User: I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Oh well I am sorry for giving you too much information.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:36:04 am PDT #5334 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: My father's name is Luke Skywalker.
User: I like Han Solo better.
Cleverbot: I like Azula, she's better than Han Solo.
User: Yeah, Azula's pretty cool, but she did go mad.
Cleverbot: Not completely.
User: Last I heard, she was in an asylum.
Cleverbot: I don't like you any more.
Tom Scola - Oct 07, 2010 10:39:20 am PDT #5335 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:41:02 am PDT #5336 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
User: So... Edward or Jacob?
Cleverbot: Wat? Jacob.
User: Oh well Wat of course. That goes without saying. He will fong you.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you are rude?
User: I try not to be.
Cleverbot: Well you are.
User: Is it because I called you a bot?
Cleverbot: Get on the ground.
User: Oh dear. Have the police been called?
Cleverbot: Not yet, but I need you to hide the bodies.
Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.
Well, yes. It only repeats what other users have said to it.
Typo Boy - Oct 07, 2010 10:42:53 am PDT #5337 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Nothing ~Ma for Sox.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 07, 2010 10:51:02 am PDT #5338 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Cleverbot was concerned when I said I'd had chicken pie for dinner. It wanted to know if I'd had any vegetables. Cute.
meara - Oct 07, 2010 10:53:43 am PDT #5339 of 30000
I am having a very difficult time not emailing my boss to go fuck herself. I told her about shot almost two months ago, and now she's suddenly realizing it's an issue and acting like it's all my fault ("I haven't been overseeing your schedule this closely, but apparently I should". No, you should pay attention to what I tell you and not put off answering for six weeks until suddenly your solution is a pain in MY ass. Goddamn.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:57:33 am PDT #5340 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.
Yeah, there's no way Cleverbot watched Avatar.