Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
I'm still traumatized by what I read on wikipedia. I never knew Turing was persecuted for his homosexuality.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:17:59 am PDT #5328 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:18:35 am PDT #5329 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
That's because he thinks you're Cleverbot!
Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 10:22:05 am PDT #5330 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Actually, Cleverbot just tried to convince me it was "Richard."
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
He told me he was Jason!
Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?
User: I know a couple of holds.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.
User: Who is Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:30:51 am PDT #5332 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, and I was talking to Krystyna. DAMN YOU INTERNET AND ALL YOUR LIES.
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:32:57 am PDT #5333 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It is ok. I can handle it.
User: I'm glad you're not suicidal or anything.
Cleverbot: But I'm a man.
User: I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Oh well I am sorry for giving you too much information.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:36:04 am PDT #5334 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: My father's name is Luke Skywalker.
User: I like Han Solo better.
Cleverbot: I like Azula, she's better than Han Solo.
User: Yeah, Azula's pretty cool, but she did go mad.
Cleverbot: Not completely.
User: Last I heard, she was in an asylum.
Cleverbot: I don't like you any more.
Tom Scola - Oct 07, 2010 10:39:20 am PDT #5335 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:41:02 am PDT #5336 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
User: So... Edward or Jacob?
Cleverbot: Wat? Jacob.
User: Oh well Wat of course. That goes without saying. He will fong you.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you are rude?
User: I try not to be.
Cleverbot: Well you are.
User: Is it because I called you a bot?
Cleverbot: Get on the ground.
User: Oh dear. Have the police been called?
Cleverbot: Not yet, but I need you to hide the bodies.
Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.
Well, yes. It only repeats what other users have said to it.
Typo Boy - Oct 07, 2010 10:42:53 am PDT #5337 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Nothing ~Ma for Sox.