My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Oct 07, 2010 10:39:20 am PDT #5335 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:41:02 am PDT #5336 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

User: So... Edward or Jacob?

Cleverbot: Wat? Jacob.

User: Oh well Wat of course. That goes without saying. He will fong you.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you are rude?

User: I try not to be.

Cleverbot: Well you are.

User: Is it because I called you a bot?

Cleverbot: Get on the ground.

User: Oh dear. Have the police been called?

Cleverbot: Not yet, but I need you to hide the bodies.

Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.

Well, yes. It only repeats what other users have said to it.


Typo Boy - Oct 07, 2010 10:42:53 am PDT #5337 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Nothing ~Ma for Sox.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 07, 2010 10:51:02 am PDT #5338 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Cleverbot was concerned when I said I'd had chicken pie for dinner. It wanted to know if I'd had any vegetables. Cute.


meara - Oct 07, 2010 10:53:43 am PDT #5339 of 30000

I am having a very difficult time not emailing my boss to go fuck herself. I told her about shot almost two months ago, and now she's suddenly realizing it's an issue and acting like it's all my fault ("I haven't been overseeing your schedule this closely, but apparently I should". No, you should pay attention to what I tell you and not put off answering for six weeks until suddenly your solution is a pain in MY ass. Goddamn.


Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:57:33 am PDT #5340 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.

Yeah, there's no way Cleverbot watched Avatar.


tommyrot - Oct 07, 2010 11:14:15 am PDT #5341 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.

I still think not.

People have spent decades coming up with more believable chat-bots, so it's nor surprising they've improved a lot

It only repeats what other users have said to it.

Yep.


Scrappy - Oct 07, 2010 11:31:40 am PDT #5342 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I read a take on it that said it randomly matched whoever was logged in to each other, but only for a few exchanges, then switched who you are talking to.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 11:38:08 am PDT #5343 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If that's the case, it's a very elaborate hoax.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 12:44:10 pm PDT #5344 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

How long does liver sausage keep?