Some people think Cleverbot isn't actually a 'bot, but is actually just like Omegle. Which could explain the many times Cleverbot seems to think you're Cleverbot.
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:14:18 am PDT #5326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
hippocampus - Oct 07, 2010 10:16:05 am PDT #5327 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
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(yes, that's crap. I know it.)
Thank you for the ~ma. I'm desirous of a buffista ordinance for our bodies to cut the sh*t out and behave.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:17:59 am PDT #5328 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
I'm still traumatized by what I read on wikipedia. I never knew Turing was persecuted for his homosexuality.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:18:35 am PDT #5329 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
That's because he thinks you're Cleverbot!
Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 10:22:05 am PDT #5330 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Actually, Cleverbot just tried to convince me it was "Richard."
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
He told me he was Jason!
Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?
User: I know a couple of holds.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.
User: Who is Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:30:51 am PDT #5332 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, and I was talking to Krystyna. DAMN YOU INTERNET AND ALL YOUR LIES.
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:32:57 am PDT #5333 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: It is ok. I can handle it.
User: I'm glad you're not suicidal or anything.
Cleverbot: But I'm a man.
User: I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Oh well I am sorry for giving you too much information.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:36:04 am PDT #5334 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: My father's name is Luke Skywalker.
User: I like Han Solo better.
Cleverbot: I like Azula, she's better than Han Solo.
User: Yeah, Azula's pretty cool, but she did go mad.
Cleverbot: Not completely.
User: Last I heard, she was in an asylum.
Cleverbot: I don't like you any more.
Tom Scola - Oct 07, 2010 10:39:20 am PDT #5335 of 30000
hwæt
Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced there's a human on the other end of the conversation.