Right, Cleverbot would last two lines with me. Humans who act like that get a chance to have a rational conversation, then I lock them on the other side of a door. Yes, this means my Hubby has sometimes been locked out of the room when he gets weird. Then he starts calling nonsense through the door, but I can put on headphones.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Oct 07, 2010 10:02:15 am PDT #5322 of 30000
brillig
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:04:54 am PDT #5323 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Apparently Cleverbot is actually a six year old.
Note that the Turing Test says nothing about passing for an especially mature human.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:06:27 am PDT #5324 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to know what I look like?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: My pretty beautifil.
User: Aha! You do make typos.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't have to prove it, I'm looking right at it.
Cleverbot: Then I'll just think you're a bot.
User: Is Connie's husband a bot?
Cleverbot: YES! Very funny!
I asked him about Turing but he kept changing the subject.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:11:39 am PDT #5325 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
OK that's weird. Cleverbot asked me about Turing, so I quoted to him from wikipedia, and he rerouted me to jabberwocky.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:14:18 am PDT #5326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some people think Cleverbot isn't actually a 'bot, but is actually just like Omegle. Which could explain the many times Cleverbot seems to think you're Cleverbot.
hippocampus - Oct 07, 2010 10:16:05 am PDT #5327 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
if (citation.internet = 1) { return citation.internet(new)};
(yes, that's crap. I know it.)
Thank you for the ~ma. I'm desirous of a buffista ordinance for our bodies to cut the sh*t out and behave.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:17:59 am PDT #5328 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
I'm still traumatized by what I read on wikipedia. I never knew Turing was persecuted for his homosexuality.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:18:35 am PDT #5329 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
That's because he thinks you're Cleverbot!
Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 10:22:05 am PDT #5330 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Actually, Cleverbot just tried to convince me it was "Richard."
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
He told me he was Jason!
Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?
User: I know a couple of holds.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.
User: Who is Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.