Right, Cleverbot would last two lines with me. Humans who act like that get a chance to have a rational conversation, then I lock them on the other side of a door. Yes, this means my Hubby has sometimes been locked out of the room when he gets weird. Then he starts calling nonsense through the door, but I can put on headphones.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Oct 07, 2010 10:02:15 am PDT #5322 of 30000
brillig
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:04:54 am PDT #5323 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Apparently Cleverbot is actually a six year old.
Note that the Turing Test says nothing about passing for an especially mature human.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:06:27 am PDT #5324 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to know what I look like?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: My pretty beautifil.
User: Aha! You do make typos.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't have to prove it, I'm looking right at it.
Cleverbot: Then I'll just think you're a bot.
User: Is Connie's husband a bot?
Cleverbot: YES! Very funny!
I asked him about Turing but he kept changing the subject.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:11:39 am PDT #5325 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
OK that's weird. Cleverbot asked me about Turing, so I quoted to him from wikipedia, and he rerouted me to jabberwocky.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:14:18 am PDT #5326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some people think Cleverbot isn't actually a 'bot, but is actually just like Omegle. Which could explain the many times Cleverbot seems to think you're Cleverbot.
hippocampus - Oct 07, 2010 10:16:05 am PDT #5327 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
if (citation.internet = 1) { return citation.internet(new)};
(yes, that's crap. I know it.)
Thank you for the ~ma. I'm desirous of a buffista ordinance for our bodies to cut the sh*t out and behave.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:17:59 am PDT #5328 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
I'm still traumatized by what I read on wikipedia. I never knew Turing was persecuted for his homosexuality.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:18:35 am PDT #5329 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.
That's because he thinks you're Cleverbot!
Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 10:22:05 am PDT #5330 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Actually, Cleverbot just tried to convince me it was "Richard."
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
He told me he was Jason!
Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?
User: I know a couple of holds.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.
User: Who is Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.