Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.

'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:06:27 am PDT #5324 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to know what I look like?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: My pretty beautifil.

User: Aha! You do make typos.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't have to prove it, I'm looking right at it.

Cleverbot: Then I'll just think you're a bot.

User: Is Connie's husband a bot?

Cleverbot: YES! Very funny!

I asked him about Turing but he kept changing the subject.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:11:39 am PDT #5325 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK that's weird. Cleverbot asked me about Turing, so I quoted to him from wikipedia, and he rerouted me to jabberwocky.


Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:14:18 am PDT #5326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Some people think Cleverbot isn't actually a 'bot, but is actually just like Omegle. Which could explain the many times Cleverbot seems to think you're Cleverbot.


hippocampus - Oct 07, 2010 10:16:05 am PDT #5327 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

if (citation.internet = 1) { return citation.internet(new)};

(yes, that's crap. I know it.)

Thank you for the ~ma. I'm desirous of a buffista ordinance for our bodies to cut the sh*t out and behave.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:17:59 am PDT #5328 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.

I'm still traumatized by what I read on wikipedia. I never knew Turing was persecuted for his homosexuality.


Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:18:35 am PDT #5329 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Cleverbot is not just like Omegle! He hasn't asked me a/s/l once.

That's because he thinks you're Cleverbot!


Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 10:22:05 am PDT #5330 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Actually, Cleverbot just tried to convince me it was "Richard."


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:26:14 am PDT #5331 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

He told me he was Jason!

Cleverbot: Do you know how to wrestle?

User: I know a couple of holds.

Cleverbot: Then you don't know Jason.

User: Who is Jason?

Cleverbot: Jason! He is talking to you now.


Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:30:51 am PDT #5332 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, and I was talking to Krystyna. DAMN YOU INTERNET AND ALL YOUR LIES.


amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:32:57 am PDT #5333 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I'm lonely.

User: I'm sorry to hear that.

Cleverbot: It is ok. I can handle it.

User: I'm glad you're not suicidal or anything.

Cleverbot: But I'm a man.

User: I didn't ask.

Cleverbot: Oh well I am sorry for giving you too much information.