YAY NORA!!! That is fantastic news!

I think we need a rondelay of everybody's personalized expletives so we can increase our profane word power.

I think it was Jars who recently used "Sweet fuckity bollocks," which I love. We also had a friend of Mark's visiting not long ago who uses "j-ass," "a-hole," etc. It's strangely charming to hear, so we've taken to using them sometimes ourselves.

You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".

That was what my mind read.

Yay Nora! Woot! I am so happy that you found the right job.

Give 'em hell, Debet.

Congratulations, Nora!

I use "fucksticks" when truly vexed. Strictly speaking, I think that parses out into "dildos," and I've nothing against those. But the double "ck" sound suits a bad mood.

I had a nice visit with my cat today. I think Persey's foster mom, P, is a kind hearted woman. Today P told me that Persey comes to her every morning to be petted. ! . Persey would sit still and let me pet her but she never initiated the petting. It's possible I might have to let P keep her.

Happy birthday, Scrappy!

Congrats, Nora!

We use shitwheel a lot, which is awesome as you can sing Proud Mary lyrics with it! Shitwheel keep on rollin!

I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...

I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.

EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.

Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.

At one point Melville described Moby Dick as a white weasel (he was really far down).

CUNTYBALLS!! This word makes me so happy!!!

Also, YAY NORA!!

And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better.

All proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with "lion": [link] t edit As a bonus, that comic uses the word "assballs"!

ION, head still hurts; considering trepanning.

If I'm lion I'm dying... hmm.