Happy birthday, Scrappy!
Congrats, Nora!
We use shitwheel a lot, which is awesome as you can sing Proud Mary lyrics with it! Shitwheel keep on rollin!
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:23 am PDT #27736 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Strix - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:59 am PDT #27737 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...
I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.
EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.
Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:06 am PDT #27738 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
At one point Melville described Moby Dick as a white weasel (he was really far down).
amych - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:13 am PDT #27739 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
CUNTYBALLS!! This word makes me so happy!!!
Also, YAY NORA!!
Steph L. - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:46 am PDT #27740 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better.
All proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with "lion": [link] t edit As a bonus, that comic uses the word "assballs"!
ION, head still hurts; considering trepanning.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:51 am PDT #27741 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If I'm lion I'm dying... hmm.
juliana - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:59 am PDT #27742 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
I most heartily second this.
I always like the term "fuckwad". It's got the hard -ck sound in there, but you can put a lot of scorn in the long 'a'.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:24:30 am PDT #27743 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Ooh I love the shirt of the day at lolmart except... that's maki.
DebetEsse - Aug 06, 2010 9:26:35 am PDT #27744 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Oddly, the only "argument" I've gotten (not from the original poster) is from someone who said, "No! I tip anywhere I get great service, not just a sit-down restaurants"*, and I had to clarify that I was talking about the floor of tipping (sit-down restaurant with waitstaff) rather than the ceiling (it's a bad idea to tip a police officer). Short of that ceiling, go for it, but the floor is the floor.
- You know, approximate-quotation marks would be a really useful thing. Not the exact words, but presented in dialogue fashion.
amych - Aug 06, 2010 9:30:15 am PDT #27745 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"No, sir, that's not a bribe to make the ticket go away. That 20% is because I feel you gave exceptional service during this traffic stop."