You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".
That was what my mind read.
Yay Nora! Woot! I am so happy that you found the right job.
Give 'em hell, Debet.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Aug 06, 2010 8:35:35 am PDT #27733 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Calli - Aug 06, 2010 8:46:56 am PDT #27734 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Nora!
I use "fucksticks" when truly vexed. Strictly speaking, I think that parses out into "dildos," and I've nothing against those. But the double "ck" sound suits a bad mood.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:04:55 am PDT #27735 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I had a nice visit with my cat today. I think Persey's foster mom, P, is a kind hearted woman. Today P told me that Persey comes to her every morning to be petted. ! . Persey would sit still and let me pet her but she never initiated the petting. It's possible I might have to let P keep her.
Glamcookie - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:23 am PDT #27736 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Scrappy!
Congrats, Nora!
We use shitwheel a lot, which is awesome as you can sing Proud Mary lyrics with it! Shitwheel keep on rollin!
Strix - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:59 am PDT #27737 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...
I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.
EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.
Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:06 am PDT #27738 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
At one point Melville described Moby Dick as a white weasel (he was really far down).
amych - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:13 am PDT #27739 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
CUNTYBALLS!! This word makes me so happy!!!
Also, YAY NORA!!
Steph L. - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:46 am PDT #27740 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better.
All proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with "lion": [link] t edit As a bonus, that comic uses the word "assballs"!
ION, head still hurts; considering trepanning.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:51 am PDT #27741 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If I'm lion I'm dying... hmm.
juliana - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:59 am PDT #27742 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
I most heartily second this.
I always like the term "fuckwad". It's got the hard -ck sound in there, but you can put a lot of scorn in the long 'a'.