You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".
That was what my mind read.
Yay Nora! Woot! I am so happy that you found the right job.
Give 'em hell, Debet.
It's a real burden being right so often.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Aug 06, 2010 8:35:35 am PDT #27733 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Calli - Aug 06, 2010 8:46:56 am PDT #27734 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Nora!
I use "fucksticks" when truly vexed. Strictly speaking, I think that parses out into "dildos," and I've nothing against those. But the double "ck" sound suits a bad mood.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:04:55 am PDT #27735 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I had a nice visit with my cat today. I think Persey's foster mom, P, is a kind hearted woman. Today P told me that Persey comes to her every morning to be petted. ! . Persey would sit still and let me pet her but she never initiated the petting. It's possible I might have to let P keep her.
Glamcookie - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:23 am PDT #27736 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Scrappy!
Congrats, Nora!
We use shitwheel a lot, which is awesome as you can sing Proud Mary lyrics with it! Shitwheel keep on rollin!
Strix - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:59 am PDT #27737 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...
I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.
EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.
Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:06 am PDT #27738 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
At one point Melville described Moby Dick as a white weasel (he was really far down).
amych - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:13 am PDT #27739 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
CUNTYBALLS!! This word makes me so happy!!!
Also, YAY NORA!!
Steph L. - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:46 am PDT #27740 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better.
All proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with "lion": [link] t edit As a bonus, that comic uses the word "assballs"!
ION, head still hurts; considering trepanning.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:51 am PDT #27741 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If I'm lion I'm dying... hmm.
juliana - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:59 am PDT #27742 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
I most heartily second this.
I always like the term "fuckwad". It's got the hard -ck sound in there, but you can put a lot of scorn in the long 'a'.