And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better.
All proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with "lion": [link] t edit As a bonus, that comic uses the word "assballs"!
ION, head still hurts; considering trepanning.
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:46 am PDT #27740 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:51 am PDT #27741 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If I'm lion I'm dying... hmm.
juliana - Aug 06, 2010 9:20:59 am PDT #27742 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
I most heartily second this.
I always like the term "fuckwad". It's got the hard -ck sound in there, but you can put a lot of scorn in the long 'a'.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:24:30 am PDT #27743 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Ooh I love the shirt of the day at lolmart except... that's maki.
DebetEsse - Aug 06, 2010 9:26:35 am PDT #27744 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Oddly, the only "argument" I've gotten (not from the original poster) is from someone who said, "No! I tip anywhere I get great service, not just a sit-down restaurants"*, and I had to clarify that I was talking about the floor of tipping (sit-down restaurant with waitstaff) rather than the ceiling (it's a bad idea to tip a police officer). Short of that ceiling, go for it, but the floor is the floor.
- You know, approximate-quotation marks would be a really useful thing. Not the exact words, but presented in dialogue fashion.
amych - Aug 06, 2010 9:30:15 am PDT #27745 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"No, sir, that's not a bribe to make the ticket go away. That 20% is because I feel you gave exceptional service during this traffic stop."
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:31:24 am PDT #27746 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have worked in a couple of tip-based-income jobs and I can get very angry if I read the missives of people who think tipping is optional. I have decided for my own sanity it's better if I avoid them. My motto is: if you can afford the food, you can afford the tip.
Jars - Aug 06, 2010 9:36:48 am PDT #27747 of 30000
Every time I'm in the States, I make DH pay for basically everything, because I'm terrified of tipping wrong.
Over here, my theory is, if you earn more than me, I don't tip you. So I tip wait staff, but not hairdressers or taxi drivers. It's not a hard and fast rule though.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:42:02 am PDT #27748 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I pretty much tip everyone 20% because the math is easy.
omnis_audis - Aug 06, 2010 9:54:59 am PDT #27749 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
OMG, I got a job!! Doing exactly what I hoped I'd be doing when we moved down here!!Nora, that is fabulous! Congratulations! Makes Friday even better!
Today I have no crew in to help sort stuff, so my work motivation is low. While looking through a website that has a good battery checker for work, (co-worker has one, and linked me to the site), I came across this, and thought it might be fun for some of our group: Skull Shaped Egg Fryers They also had some Nightmare Before Christmas stuff too.