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I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...
I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.
EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.
Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.
At one point Melville described Moby Dick as a white weasel (he was really far down).
CUNTYBALLS!! This word makes me so happy!!!
Also, YAY NORA!!
And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better.
All proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with "lion": [link] t edit As a bonus, that comic uses the word "assballs"!
ION, head still hurts; considering trepanning.
If I'm lion I'm dying... hmm.
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
I most heartily second this.
I always like the term "fuckwad". It's got the hard -ck sound in there, but you can put a lot of scorn in the long 'a'.
Ooh I love the shirt of the day at lolmart except... that's maki.
Oddly, the only "argument" I've gotten (not from the original poster) is from someone who said, "No! I tip anywhere I get great service, not just a sit-down restaurants"*, and I had to clarify that I was talking about the floor of tipping (sit-down restaurant with waitstaff) rather than the ceiling (it's a bad idea to tip a police officer). Short of that ceiling, go for it, but the floor is the floor.
"No, sir, that's not a bribe to make the ticket go away. That 20% is because I feel you gave exceptional service during this traffic stop."
I have worked in a couple of tip-based-income jobs and I can get very angry if I read the missives of people who think tipping is optional. I have decided for my own sanity it's better if I avoid them. My motto is: if you can afford the food, you can afford the tip.