I tend to use "fucknuts" a lot lately, in both nominal and adjectival forms, or otherwise whenever the hell I feel like tossing it in.
That's my girl, large and in-charge. Okay, teensy-weensy and in charge.
Gunn ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Aug 06, 2010 7:47:42 am PDT #27722 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jars - Aug 06, 2010 7:50:26 am PDT #27723 of 30000
I tend to put 'balls' on the end of words. So, shitballs, fuckballs, nutballs, cuntyballs.
Also I tend to string together lots of expletives in one, such as shittycuntbollocks. Etc.
My mouth, she is not clean.
Sean K - Aug 06, 2010 8:03:46 am PDT #27724 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Any curse with "monkey" in it works too.
And Jars' cuntyballs just cracked me up.
Sean K - Aug 06, 2010 8:04:07 am PDT #27725 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also YAY NORAH!
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2010 8:05:39 am PDT #27726 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm still partial to swearwords that Beavis and Butthead used. Like "butt dumpling."
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 8:08:28 am PDT #27727 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I've liked "asshat" ever since you all introduced me to it.
DebetEsse - Aug 06, 2010 8:19:36 am PDT #27728 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I may have just picked a fight on facebook. No, people, tipping is not optional. t headdesk
ChiKat - Aug 06, 2010 8:25:03 am PDT #27729 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayayayayayay, Nora!!!!! Definitely NOT a fuckweasel/butt dumpling day!
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2010 8:29:11 am PDT #27730 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
erikaj - Aug 06, 2010 8:33:13 am PDT #27731 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I hate facebook and rue the day I went near the motherfucker(no offense to anyone I friended here...I still love y'all.) But I've got editors, old crushes, outlaws and my stupid cousins on there. Oh, and David Shuster.( I would brag about that a little bit, but he's another unemployed guy with a lot of spare time, right now.) I don't think they all need to know the same things about me. Worlds colliding...do not like. It's funny, re cursing how much I do it now, and that now I can say "motherfucker" and "bitch" so casually...it used to irk me a lot on feminist grounds. I think this is David Simon's fault. Motherfucker.