I may have just picked a fight on facebook. No, people, tipping is not optional. t headdesk
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Aug 06, 2010 8:19:36 am PDT #27728 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
ChiKat - Aug 06, 2010 8:25:03 am PDT #27729 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayayayayayay, Nora!!!!! Definitely NOT a fuckweasel/butt dumpling day!
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2010 8:29:11 am PDT #27730 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
erikaj - Aug 06, 2010 8:33:13 am PDT #27731 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I hate facebook and rue the day I went near the motherfucker(no offense to anyone I friended here...I still love y'all.) But I've got editors, old crushes, outlaws and my stupid cousins on there. Oh, and David Shuster.( I would brag about that a little bit, but he's another unemployed guy with a lot of spare time, right now.) I don't think they all need to know the same things about me. Worlds colliding...do not like. It's funny, re cursing how much I do it now, and that now I can say "motherfucker" and "bitch" so casually...it used to irk me a lot on feminist grounds. I think this is David Simon's fault. Motherfucker.
Kate P. - Aug 06, 2010 8:34:41 am PDT #27732 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
YAY NORA!!! That is fantastic news!
I think we need a rondelay of everybody's personalized expletives so we can increase our profane word power.
I think it was Jars who recently used "Sweet fuckity bollocks," which I love. We also had a friend of Mark's visiting not long ago who uses "j-ass," "a-hole," etc. It's strangely charming to hear, so we've taken to using them sometimes ourselves.
Laura - Aug 06, 2010 8:35:35 am PDT #27733 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".
That was what my mind read.
Yay Nora! Woot! I am so happy that you found the right job.
Give 'em hell, Debet.
Calli - Aug 06, 2010 8:46:56 am PDT #27734 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Nora!
I use "fucksticks" when truly vexed. Strictly speaking, I think that parses out into "dildos," and I've nothing against those. But the double "ck" sound suits a bad mood.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:04:55 am PDT #27735 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I had a nice visit with my cat today. I think Persey's foster mom, P, is a kind hearted woman. Today P told me that Persey comes to her every morning to be petted. ! . Persey would sit still and let me pet her but she never initiated the petting. It's possible I might have to let P keep her.
Glamcookie - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:23 am PDT #27736 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Scrappy!
Congrats, Nora!
We use shitwheel a lot, which is awesome as you can sing Proud Mary lyrics with it! Shitwheel keep on rollin!
Strix - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:59 am PDT #27737 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...
I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.
EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.
Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.