Yayayayayayayayayayayay, Nora!!!!! Definitely NOT a fuckweasel/butt dumpling day!
Saffron: He's my husband. Mal: Well, who in the damn galaxy ain't?
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Aug 06, 2010 8:25:03 am PDT #27729 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2010 8:29:11 am PDT #27730 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
erikaj - Aug 06, 2010 8:33:13 am PDT #27731 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I hate facebook and rue the day I went near the motherfucker(no offense to anyone I friended here...I still love y'all.) But I've got editors, old crushes, outlaws and my stupid cousins on there. Oh, and David Shuster.( I would brag about that a little bit, but he's another unemployed guy with a lot of spare time, right now.) I don't think they all need to know the same things about me. Worlds colliding...do not like. It's funny, re cursing how much I do it now, and that now I can say "motherfucker" and "bitch" so casually...it used to irk me a lot on feminist grounds. I think this is David Simon's fault. Motherfucker.
Kate P. - Aug 06, 2010 8:34:41 am PDT #27732 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
YAY NORA!!! That is fantastic news!
I think we need a rondelay of everybody's personalized expletives so we can increase our profane word power.
I think it was Jars who recently used "Sweet fuckity bollocks," which I love. We also had a friend of Mark's visiting not long ago who uses "j-ass," "a-hole," etc. It's strangely charming to hear, so we've taken to using them sometimes ourselves.
Laura - Aug 06, 2010 8:35:35 am PDT #27733 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".
That was what my mind read.
Yay Nora! Woot! I am so happy that you found the right job.
Give 'em hell, Debet.
Calli - Aug 06, 2010 8:46:56 am PDT #27734 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Nora!
I use "fucksticks" when truly vexed. Strictly speaking, I think that parses out into "dildos," and I've nothing against those. But the double "ck" sound suits a bad mood.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:04:55 am PDT #27735 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I had a nice visit with my cat today. I think Persey's foster mom, P, is a kind hearted woman. Today P told me that Persey comes to her every morning to be petted. ! . Persey would sit still and let me pet her but she never initiated the petting. It's possible I might have to let P keep her.
Glamcookie - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:23 am PDT #27736 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Scrappy!
Congrats, Nora!
We use shitwheel a lot, which is awesome as you can sing Proud Mary lyrics with it! Shitwheel keep on rollin!
Strix - Aug 06, 2010 9:14:59 am PDT #27737 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I like fuckwad, douchenozzle, assmunch, bitchface...
I like the compounds. And adding "weasel" to ANYTHING makes it better. My HS friend and I spent an entire evening in Perkin's (the restaurant) in HS adding weasel to everything and cracking our own shit up, so it's a favorite.
EX: Old Spice Weasel Weasel Spice Peanut Butter and Weasel Sandwich Weasel In Translation.
Look around, and replace anything with weasel. C'mom, do it.
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 9:18:06 am PDT #27738 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
At one point Melville described Moby Dick as a white weasel (he was really far down).