Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Mar 01, 2010 9:10:34 am PST #11717 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Khloe Kardashian called her sister's boyfriend a douche lord on an ep of their silly show recently. Don't hate me because I watch the Kardashians. I'm home all day with an infant.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:16:40 am PST #11718 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Erin, passionflower puts me to sleep. Though granted, almost everything puts me to sleep, including caffeine. I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.


smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:24:11 am PST #11719 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::makes notes in Zenkitty's file since Hec isn't around::


DavidS - Mar 01, 2010 9:27:41 am PST #11720 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.

Asshooks - the cure to - and cause of - life's overstimulations.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:27:51 am PST #11721 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Um. Which part are you making note of?

::peers over smonster's shoulder::


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:29:00 am PST #11722 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Nah, Hec, those don't count as overstimulating. Just stimulating enough.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:29:24 am PST #11723 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fainting goats are awesome!


smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:30:33 am PST #11724 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::shields notes with hand::

What? Er, nothing. Nothing at all.


Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:30:56 am PST #11725 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.

Very effective without being profane. I like it.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:34:37 am PST #11726 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker". Together they fight... well, not crime, really. Together they exacerbate crime!