You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 8:35:36 am PST #11707 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Or the recently popular "douchenozzle".


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 8:41:01 am PST #11708 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hmmm. Insults...

Anal leakage? Shitpile? Shit-for-brains?

How about "You sheep-humping shitpile?"

It's alliterative, and sheep-humping is generally seen as base!

YSheepLOveMV.

ION, I am trying a week without Ambien, since I am out and can't get my script until paycheck. My tolerance has been going up; I'm on a 20 mg dosage now, and sometimes, I still wake up after only 3 or 4 hours.

I would like to use less, or get off it entirely. SO this week, I am experimenting with calcium/magnesium supplements, valerian extract in capsule form (SMELLS LIKE FEET OMFG!! but still better than when I was trying to drink it as tea, years ago) and Traditional Medicinals Nighty Night tea.

Saturday night, I went to bed at 4 am, slept from 8 am to 12:30; last night, went to bed at 6 am and slept from 7:30 or so until 11:30 am.

We shall see. I am also trying to stretch more, get out into the sunshine more, and using anxiety-reducing techniques and am not allowing myself on the computer for three hours before trying to go to bed.

Wish me luck, y'all.


Laga - Mar 01, 2010 8:43:34 am PST #11709 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I like "buttwipe" or the more aggressive "asswipe". "Shitwad" is also good.


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:44:31 am PST #11710 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Tool Wadwaste Knob or knobwank Denis Leary's favorite, asshole, comes with musical accompaniment thanks to him. Dang, I wish I'd paid greater attention when Sicilian American ex-roommate talked to her ex...Italian cursing leaves us all in the dust...


WindSparrow - Mar 01, 2010 8:46:59 am PST #11711 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

[link] This cuteoverload video will lift you up.

In another online forum, I find myself getting around rules against insulting other users by saying "Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt. "Butt dumpling" is one I have never heard before, and I look forward to working it into conversation soon.


smonster - Mar 01, 2010 8:47:11 am PST #11712 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm also a fan of douchebag and douchenozzle, given their general uselessness.

Cracked Romero's case to let him air out some more. I'll try to charge him one more time tonight, but I suspect I'll be hitting the Apple store tomorrow.


EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2010 8:50:56 am PST #11713 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Kill me now. 45 minutes into a 2-hr phone meeting where my site's tiny software program will not be addressed for weeks or months to come, but I drew the short straw to sit through all the meetings until ours is addressed.

Entertain me, Lovely Ones!


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 8:51:38 am PST #11714 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell" because it's nostalgic for me. It's what my high school best friend and I would call our mutual ex-boyfriend.


Barb - Mar 01, 2010 8:52:33 am PST #11715 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell" because it's nostalgic for me.

::loves Erin to pieces::


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:53:24 am PST #11716 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Well, I've got no problem with Bunning being that, either.