I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.
Asshooks - the cure to - and cause of - life's overstimulations.
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I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.
Asshooks - the cure to - and cause of - life's overstimulations.
Um. Which part are you making note of?
::peers over smonster's shoulder::
Nah, Hec, those don't count as overstimulating. Just stimulating enough.
Fainting goats are awesome!
::shields notes with hand::
What? Er, nothing. Nothing at all.
Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.
Very effective without being profane. I like it.
I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker". Together they fight... well, not crime, really. Together they exacerbate crime!
Browsing the internet for "polite insults" I found this one...
The nicest thing I can say about you is that you're unbearable.
Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.
Very effective without being profane. I like it.
Yes. Message carried without reducing you.
I like the word execrable.
There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."