Bunning is an asshole. You'd think I'd be jaded by now, but I'm constantly shocked and appalled by just what selfish callous bastards some people can be.
I need a new insult. "Bastard" is, taken literally, not really much of an insult these days, and "son of a bitch", well, I know many fine bitches with good sons, and I'd like to avoid insulting any hard-working and often pleasure-bringing body parts. What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
Sometimes I go back to Beavis and Butthead and call someone "butt dumpling." But that seams inadequate.
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
I was going to say "fuckstick", but I think that's another penis word. Hmm, creative profanity.
Smegma or some variation?
"Dumpling" is such a cute word, and makes me think of delicious food no matter what word it's paired with. "Dumpling" trumps all other words. "Smegma" just sounds funny.
I like "Blago" as an alternative. It will lose its reference fairly quickly but it works and sounds like an insult.
I'm partial to "Douche".
My one sister considers it sexist to use douche as an insult. I argue that, barring a very few particular medical excpetions, douch its self is sexist (ahhh! vaginas are dirrrrrty!) and makes an excellent cuss.
Plus? Fun to say.
"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag," Trudy.
