I like "Blago" as an alternative. It will lose its reference fairly quickly but it works and sounds like an insult.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Mar 01, 2010 8:12:33 am PST #11698 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:13:27 am PST #11699 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm partial to "Douche".
My one sister considers it sexist to use douche as an insult. I argue that, barring a very few particular medical excpetions, douch its self is sexist (ahhh! vaginas are dirrrrrty!) and makes an excellent cuss.
Plus? Fun to say.
Barb - Mar 01, 2010 8:14:03 am PST #11700 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
Shitweasel
erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:17:02 am PST #11701 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag," Trudy.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:18:07 am PST #11702 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
No "douche" exception?
erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:24:12 am PST #11703 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Just showing off my Rainman-like ability to quote from HBO, Trudy. Although it would tickle me to death if Ari got read into the Congressional Record. Bunning is absolutely an old-school Listerine douche, and working damn hard to capture the Pretty Princess of Congress award from that Lieberman bitch. Way to have a legacy, Senator.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:25:09 am PST #11704 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Culturally speaking, I think HBO quotes pretty much rise to the level of scripture these days.
erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:28:47 am PST #11705 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, I can certainly quote more of them. (Waits for Piven "More Popular Than Jesus" fracas...cause you know he'd be the one, don't you?)
Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 8:32:12 am PST #11706 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag,"
So, if I *want* the conversation to end...?
I'm liking "shitweasel". Unfair to the weasel community, of course. But weasel is a fun word.
Honestly, calling someone a "douche" or variation thereof sounds, to my ears, like the dirtiest, most shameful thing I could call anyone. Just saying it makes me feel like a bad girl, just waiting to get slapped for it. Probably because I never heard that insult until I moved to Jersey, so it still has the frisson of taboo for me.
So, yeah. "Douche".
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 8:35:36 am PST #11707 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or the recently popular "douchenozzle".