What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
Shitweasel
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Mar 01, 2010 8:14:03 am PST #11700 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:17:02 am PST #11701 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag," Trudy.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:18:07 am PST #11702 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
No "douche" exception?
erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:24:12 am PST #11703 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Just showing off my Rainman-like ability to quote from HBO, Trudy. Although it would tickle me to death if Ari got read into the Congressional Record. Bunning is absolutely an old-school Listerine douche, and working damn hard to capture the Pretty Princess of Congress award from that Lieberman bitch. Way to have a legacy, Senator.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:25:09 am PST #11704 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Culturally speaking, I think HBO quotes pretty much rise to the level of scripture these days.
erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:28:47 am PST #11705 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, I can certainly quote more of them. (Waits for Piven "More Popular Than Jesus" fracas...cause you know he'd be the one, don't you?)
Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 8:32:12 am PST #11706 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag,"
So, if I *want* the conversation to end...?
I'm liking "shitweasel". Unfair to the weasel community, of course. But weasel is a fun word.
Honestly, calling someone a "douche" or variation thereof sounds, to my ears, like the dirtiest, most shameful thing I could call anyone. Just saying it makes me feel like a bad girl, just waiting to get slapped for it. Probably because I never heard that insult until I moved to Jersey, so it still has the frisson of taboo for me.
So, yeah. "Douche".
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 8:35:36 am PST #11707 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or the recently popular "douchenozzle".
Strix - Mar 01, 2010 8:41:01 am PST #11708 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hmmm. Insults...
Anal leakage? Shitpile? Shit-for-brains?
How about "You sheep-humping shitpile?"
It's alliterative, and sheep-humping is generally seen as base!
YSheepLOveMV.
ION, I am trying a week without Ambien, since I am out and can't get my script until paycheck. My tolerance has been going up; I'm on a 20 mg dosage now, and sometimes, I still wake up after only 3 or 4 hours.
I would like to use less, or get off it entirely. SO this week, I am experimenting with calcium/magnesium supplements, valerian extract in capsule form (SMELLS LIKE FEET OMFG!! but still better than when I was trying to drink it as tea, years ago) and Traditional Medicinals Nighty Night tea.
Saturday night, I went to bed at 4 am, slept from 8 am to 12:30; last night, went to bed at 6 am and slept from 7:30 or so until 11:30 am.
We shall see. I am also trying to stretch more, get out into the sunshine more, and using anxiety-reducing techniques and am not allowing myself on the computer for three hours before trying to go to bed.
Wish me luck, y'all.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 8:43:34 am PST #11709 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I like "buttwipe" or the more aggressive "asswipe". "Shitwad" is also good.