'The Killer In Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
I was going to say "fuckstick", but I think that's another penis word. Hmm, creative profanity.
Smegma or some variation?
Shithead?
"Dumpling" is such a cute word, and makes me think of delicious food no matter what word it's paired with. "Dumpling" trumps all other words. "Smegma" just sounds funny.
I like "Blago" as an alternative. It will lose its reference fairly quickly but it works and sounds like an insult.
I'm partial to "Douche".
My one sister considers it sexist to use douche as an insult. I argue that, barring a very few particular medical excpetions, douch its self is sexist (ahhh! vaginas are dirrrrrty!) and makes an excellent cuss.
Plus? Fun to say.
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
Shitweasel
"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag," Trudy.
No "douche" exception?
Just showing off my Rainman-like ability to quote from HBO, Trudy. Although it would tickle me to death if Ari got read into the Congressional Record. Bunning is absolutely an old-school Listerine douche, and working damn hard to capture the Pretty Princess of Congress award from that Lieberman bitch. Way to have a legacy, Senator.
Culturally speaking, I think HBO quotes pretty much rise to the level of scripture these days.