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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 8:04:11 am PST #11694 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?

Sometimes I go back to Beavis and Butthead and call someone "butt dumpling." But that seams inadequate.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 8:04:58 am PST #11695 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?

I was going to say "fuckstick", but I think that's another penis word. Hmm, creative profanity.

Smegma or some variation?


Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 8:06:49 am PST #11696 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Shithead?


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 8:08:38 am PST #11697 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"Dumpling" is such a cute word, and makes me think of delicious food no matter what word it's paired with. "Dumpling" trumps all other words. "Smegma" just sounds funny.


DebetEsse - Mar 01, 2010 8:12:33 am PST #11698 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I like "Blago" as an alternative. It will lose its reference fairly quickly but it works and sounds like an insult.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:13:27 am PST #11699 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm partial to "Douche".

My one sister considers it sexist to use douche as an insult. I argue that, barring a very few particular medical excpetions, douch its self is sexist (ahhh! vaginas are dirrrrrty!) and makes an excellent cuss.

Plus? Fun to say.


Barb - Mar 01, 2010 8:14:03 am PST #11700 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?

Shitweasel


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:17:02 am PST #11701 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag," Trudy.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:18:07 am PST #11702 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

No "douche" exception?


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:24:12 am PST #11703 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Just showing off my Rainman-like ability to quote from HBO, Trudy. Although it would tickle me to death if Ari got read into the Congressional Record. Bunning is absolutely an old-school Listerine douche, and working damn hard to capture the Pretty Princess of Congress award from that Lieberman bitch. Way to have a legacy, Senator.