Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:18:07 am PST #11702 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

No "douche" exception?


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:24:12 am PST #11703 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Just showing off my Rainman-like ability to quote from HBO, Trudy. Although it would tickle me to death if Ari got read into the Congressional Record. Bunning is absolutely an old-school Listerine douche, and working damn hard to capture the Pretty Princess of Congress award from that Lieberman bitch. Way to have a legacy, Senator.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 8:25:09 am PST #11704 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Culturally speaking, I think HBO quotes pretty much rise to the level of scripture these days.


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:28:47 am PST #11705 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, I can certainly quote more of them. (Waits for Piven "More Popular Than Jesus" fracas...cause you know he'd be the one, don't you?)


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 8:32:12 am PST #11706 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag,"

So, if I *want* the conversation to end...?

I'm liking "shitweasel". Unfair to the weasel community, of course. But weasel is a fun word.

Honestly, calling someone a "douche" or variation thereof sounds, to my ears, like the dirtiest, most shameful thing I could call anyone. Just saying it makes me feel like a bad girl, just waiting to get slapped for it. Probably because I never heard that insult until I moved to Jersey, so it still has the frisson of taboo for me.

So, yeah. "Douche".


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 8:35:36 am PST #11707 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Or the recently popular "douchenozzle".


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 8:41:01 am PST #11708 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hmmm. Insults...

Anal leakage? Shitpile? Shit-for-brains?

How about "You sheep-humping shitpile?"

It's alliterative, and sheep-humping is generally seen as base!

YSheepLOveMV.

ION, I am trying a week without Ambien, since I am out and can't get my script until paycheck. My tolerance has been going up; I'm on a 20 mg dosage now, and sometimes, I still wake up after only 3 or 4 hours.

I would like to use less, or get off it entirely. SO this week, I am experimenting with calcium/magnesium supplements, valerian extract in capsule form (SMELLS LIKE FEET OMFG!! but still better than when I was trying to drink it as tea, years ago) and Traditional Medicinals Nighty Night tea.

Saturday night, I went to bed at 4 am, slept from 8 am to 12:30; last night, went to bed at 6 am and slept from 7:30 or so until 11:30 am.

We shall see. I am also trying to stretch more, get out into the sunshine more, and using anxiety-reducing techniques and am not allowing myself on the computer for three hours before trying to go to bed.

Wish me luck, y'all.


Laga - Mar 01, 2010 8:43:34 am PST #11709 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I like "buttwipe" or the more aggressive "asswipe". "Shitwad" is also good.


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 8:44:31 am PST #11710 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Tool Wadwaste Knob or knobwank Denis Leary's favorite, asshole, comes with musical accompaniment thanks to him. Dang, I wish I'd paid greater attention when Sicilian American ex-roommate talked to her ex...Italian cursing leaves us all in the dust...


WindSparrow - Mar 01, 2010 8:46:59 am PST #11711 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

[link] This cuteoverload video will lift you up.

In another online forum, I find myself getting around rules against insulting other users by saying "Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt. "Butt dumpling" is one I have never heard before, and I look forward to working it into conversation soon.