Feel-betters to Hil and Calli. sj, I hope you're much improved. Commiserations on the obstacles, Seska. Nice leather, meara, and resucitations vibes to Romero. I've been sending eye-sporking thoughts to Bunning. Tigers and snowmen just make me think of Hobbes.
Compliments to Daisy are a foregone conclusion.
Still no news from here. I like this part. I do need to see a joint specialist about my left thumb, though. Sprained about a year ago, it never has healed correctly and has now developed the clever trick of sliding halfway out of joint whenever I do something strenuous like, oh, I dunno, turn my hand over. A brace would seem to be in order, but one has to be able to afford the doc and then the therapy on self-pay, and there's the mammo coming up this week, and the blood work and followup at the end of the month, and H needs to see his PC and have his meds tweaked. Have to space these things out and budget them. We gave up on medical insurance years ago.
But that's not really news. So, more coffee? Yes, please.
Bunning is a dick. Does he really have to hurt people to do his grandstanding? He actually complained that he had to miss a basketball game to do the noble work of blocking the bill. Thanks Kentucky.
They'll get it...but that doesn't make Bunning less of a fuckwad. In my fantasy, Alan Grayson becomes a Senator just to kick Bunning in the 'nads. And then he apologizes for Bunning being an obstructionist fuckwad...
It'll happen like, today, Empress...he was only able to do it this long cause Sens went home for the weekend, at least that was the thinking on "Countdown".
Bunning is an asshole. You'd think I'd be jaded by now, but I'm constantly shocked and appalled by just what selfish callous bastards some people can be.
I need a new insult. "Bastard" is, taken literally, not really much of an insult these days, and "son of a bitch", well, I know many fine bitches with good sons, and I'd like to avoid insulting any hard-working and often pleasure-bringing body parts. What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
Sometimes I go back to Beavis and Butthead and call someone "butt dumpling." But that seams inadequate.
What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?
I was going to say "fuckstick", but I think that's another penis word. Hmm, creative profanity.
Smegma or some variation?
"Dumpling" is such a cute word, and makes me think of delicious food no matter what word it's paired with. "Dumpling" trumps all other words. "Smegma" just sounds funny.
I like "Blago" as an alternative. It will lose its reference fairly quickly but it works and sounds like an insult.
I'm partial to "Douche".
My one sister considers it sexist to use douche as an insult. I argue that, barring a very few particular medical excpetions, douch its self is sexist (ahhh! vaginas are dirrrrrty!) and makes an excellent cuss.
Plus? Fun to say.
