Meanwhile, CNN is trying to take the NYT's "Women's Issues: Who Needs Relevance?" crown away with their stunning expose on Why Women Have Sex:

Not enough @@ on the planet. I could write that article easy.

Why Women Have Sex

Women have sex because we like orgasms with people we find attractive.

The End.

Hold the phone - SOMETIMES SEX IS GOOD AND OTHER TIMES IT IS NOT, DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.

I didn't realize just how bad Obama has messed up the country in his seven months of office until I read that Newsmax article. He's messed up the economy, raised taxes, nationalized all sorts of businesses, is bungling the situation in Afghanistan that was going so smoothly, dismantled our missile defense shield, and we are now running a deficit.

we are now running a deficit.

Seriously? Only 9 months after he inherited the largest budget surplus in history???

...oh, wait.

If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.

I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!

Plus according to Newsmax, conservatives are now concerned about the Constitution. Weird.

But they don't get into details about what Obama is done that is unconstitutional. Too bad there are no conservatives on the Supreme Court to uphold the constitution.

I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!

Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!

Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!

You're right. Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?

I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.

Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?

Yes.

Probably. Assuming you put effort into making yourself attractive to him.

(Seriously, I am creeping myself out typing this shit.)