If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.
I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:12:27 am PDT #11555 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:12:38 am PDT #11556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Plus according to Newsmax, conservatives are now concerned about the Constitution. Weird.
But they don't get into details about what Obama is done that is unconstitutional. Too bad there are no conservatives on the Supreme Court to uphold the constitution.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:13:07 am PDT #11557 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!
Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:15:21 am PDT #11558 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!
You're right. Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?
Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 8:16:49 am PDT #11559 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:17:01 am PDT #11560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?
Yes.
Probably. Assuming you put effort into making yourself attractive to him.
(Seriously, I am creeping myself out typing this shit.)
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:18:31 am PDT #11561 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.
Adds "seduce actuary" to tonight's to-do list
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:20:34 am PDT #11562 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I imagine it looks like this.
with male -- No -- (filmed?) -- No -- Bad, no marriage 4 u | | Yes (Yes) -- (Good) | married -- No -- Bad, the shame! | Yes | to male in question -- No -- Bad! | Yes | Good Sex
Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 8:23:46 am PDT #11563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I have actually had grown-ass men, who I know have had sex with grown-ass women who tell me that women have sex to have power over men, which is why we *really* have all the power.
Needless to say the grown-ass women they were having sex with were not me.
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:26:18 am PDT #11564 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Seriously? Only 9 months after he inherited the largest budget surplus in history???
I know it's crazy.