Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 8:16:49 am PDT #11559 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:17:01 am PDT #11560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?

Yes.

Probably. Assuming you put effort into making yourself attractive to him.

(Seriously, I am creeping myself out typing this shit.)


Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:18:31 am PDT #11561 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.

Adds "seduce actuary" to tonight's to-do list


Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:20:34 am PDT #11562 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I imagine it looks like this.

 with male -- No -- (filmed?) -- No -- Bad, no marriage 4 u
 |                      |
Yes                    (Yes) -- (Good)
 |
 married -- No -- Bad, the shame!
 |
Yes
 |
 to male in question -- No -- Bad!
 |
Yes
 |
Good Sex


Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 8:23:46 am PDT #11563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have actually had grown-ass men, who I know have had sex with grown-ass women who tell me that women have sex to have power over men, which is why we *really* have all the power.

Needless to say the grown-ass women they were having sex with were not me.


Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:26:18 am PDT #11564 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Seriously? Only 9 months after he inherited the largest budget surplus in history???

I know it's crazy.


msbelle - Sep 30, 2009 8:31:22 am PDT #11565 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

GOING ON THE RECORD TO RECOGNIZE that this study and presumably the men who wrote it do a disservice to men all over the world who are not jacktard misogynists.

eta - I can spell, honest.


Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:31:56 am PDT #11566 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I am concerned about Obama's strategy in Afghanistan, but I think there are only bad strategies to be picked from on Afghanistan.

I think John Oliver has had the best analysis.

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Barb - Sep 30, 2009 8:33:46 am PDT #11567 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Women have sex because we like orgasms with people we find attractive.

I like DJ's summary.


Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:38:28 am PDT #11568 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Barb's tagline has helped me understand that bumper sticker this morning, well get one step closer to understanding.

It was "Caution: I drive like a Cullen". Now I know it is some Twilight reference. Apparently in Twilight vampire lore, vampires are bad drivers.