Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?
Yes.
Probably. Assuming you put effort into making yourself attractive to him.
(Seriously, I am creeping myself out typing this shit.)
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:17:01 am PDT #11560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:18:31 am PDT #11561 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.
Adds "seduce actuary" to tonight's to-do list
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:20:34 am PDT #11562 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I imagine it looks like this.
with male -- No -- (filmed?) -- No -- Bad, no marriage 4 u | | Yes (Yes) -- (Good) | married -- No -- Bad, the shame! | Yes | to male in question -- No -- Bad! | Yes | Good Sex
Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 8:23:46 am PDT #11563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I have actually had grown-ass men, who I know have had sex with grown-ass women who tell me that women have sex to have power over men, which is why we *really* have all the power.
Needless to say the grown-ass women they were having sex with were not me.
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:26:18 am PDT #11564 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Seriously? Only 9 months after he inherited the largest budget surplus in history???
I know it's crazy.
msbelle - Sep 30, 2009 8:31:22 am PDT #11565 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
GOING ON THE RECORD TO RECOGNIZE that this study and presumably the men who wrote it do a disservice to men all over the world who are not jacktard misogynists.
eta - I can spell, honest.
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:31:56 am PDT #11566 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I am concerned about Obama's strategy in Afghanistan, but I think there are only bad strategies to be picked from on Afghanistan.
I think John Oliver has had the best analysis.
Barb - Sep 30, 2009 8:33:46 am PDT #11567 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Women have sex because we like orgasms with people we find attractive.
I like DJ's summary.
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:38:28 am PDT #11568 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Barb's tagline has helped me understand that bumper sticker this morning, well get one step closer to understanding.
It was "Caution: I drive like a Cullen". Now I know it is some Twilight reference. Apparently in Twilight vampire lore, vampires are bad drivers.
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:39:03 am PDT #11569 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Maybe the flow chart was too much. Perhaps sarcasm shouldn't be presented in chart form.