Hold the phone - SOMETIMES SEX IS GOOD AND OTHER TIMES IT IS NOT, DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.
Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.
'Potential'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 7:59:17 am PDT #11552 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Gudanov - Sep 30, 2009 8:06:08 am PDT #11553 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I didn't realize just how bad Obama has messed up the country in his seven months of office until I read that Newsmax article. He's messed up the economy, raised taxes, nationalized all sorts of businesses, is bungling the situation in Afghanistan that was going so smoothly, dismantled our missile defense shield, and we are now running a deficit.
Steph L. - Sep 30, 2009 8:09:32 am PDT #11554 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
we are now running a deficit.
Seriously? Only 9 months after he inherited the largest budget surplus in history???
...oh, wait.
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:12:27 am PDT #11555 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If they wanted to be helpful they would have made a flow chart.
I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:12:38 am PDT #11556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Plus according to Newsmax, conservatives are now concerned about the Constitution. Weird.
But they don't get into details about what Obama is done that is unconstitutional. Too bad there are no conservatives on the Supreme Court to uphold the constitution.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:13:07 am PDT #11557 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm going to buy that book - I'm *sure* there's a flow chart in there!!
Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:15:21 am PDT #11558 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Silly Jessica! You can't understand flowcharts because you're a girl!
You're right. Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?
Daisy Jane - Sep 30, 2009 8:16:49 am PDT #11559 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 8:17:01 am PDT #11560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you think if I have sex with a man he would explain it to me?
Yes.
Probably. Assuming you put effort into making yourself attractive to him.
(Seriously, I am creeping myself out typing this shit.)
Jessica - Sep 30, 2009 8:18:31 am PDT #11561 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think you have to manipulate him into thinking you will have sex with him, then get him to explain the flow chart.
Adds "seduce actuary" to tonight's to-do list