Jesse - The "wrong" names make me irrationally angry. I'm going to go up to some Girl Scouts on the street and yell "Two Samoas and one Trefoil!!!"
...and then I'll go to Starbucks and order a medium coffee.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Jan 04, 2013 9:00:23 pm PST #922 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Toddson - Jan 18, 2013 4:32:47 am PST #923 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
billytea, in Natter.
There are plenty of sites devoted to odd-looking animals (such as my sister's wedding photos on flickr).
billytea - Jan 27, 2013 4:47:54 pm PST #924 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter, ita ! has opinions on Judge Dredd's sexuality:
Someone on IO9 is excoriating me for being a perv who wants Judge Dredd gay because I have established a long history of forcing sexual attraction readings and fanfic onto canon. The conversation? "Judge Dredd is too fascist to not be asexual." "Why would fascism make you asexual? Here is a book with famous fascist sexual perverts" "Oh, so now you're saying all fascists are gay? Are all environmentalists furries?" "No, I said they can have erections." "FANFIC PERVErT" "Hitler and Lenin had sex drives" "STOP SHUTTING DOWN DISCOURSE WITH FAKE GAY" "I think I need to go now."
Typo Boy - Feb 01, 2013 10:04:55 pm PST #925 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
In Natter:
Cashmere sets it up: "And tomorrow, I get to jump in a frozen lake!..."
And Le Nubian hits it out of the park: "OMG that is super cool."
Trudy Booth - Feb 19, 2013 11:13:28 am PST #926 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: And I should either be at a doctor's appointment or sitting around going "Nope. Not walking today, either." But still manage to have the kind of attitude that lights up a room, like crips on TV have.
Theodosia - Mar 04, 2013 2:27:18 am PST #927 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Windsparrow in Buffista Fic:
Good gravy, do people actually lave things in fic? I'd sooner resort to making manhoods throb.
Zenkitty - Mar 16, 2013 5:57:48 pm PDT #928 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
Matt the Bruins fan: Kind of hard for me to forget my first - I got hit in the jaw with a piece of rebar in prekindergarten and swallowed the tooth that it knocked out.
Polgara What was your prekindergarten called, Thunderdome Preschool?
Zenkitty - Mar 27, 2013 5:30:48 pm PDT #929 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger in Natter:
The ads for Entertainment Tonight say "ET has your first look at the heart-wrenching finale of The Bible." I keep wanting to post spoilers.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2013 10:29:33 am PDT #930 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm just the set up here:
Burrell: According to the Calif Health Benefits Exchange, they start Jan 1, 2014. I think the high risk pool is already open, but I'm guessing you aren't high risk.
Trudy Booth: I am now imagining a high risk pool. It has a very deep end. It has two diving boards directly across from each other. It has flame spouts WITHOUT popping sounds.
Steph L.: You forgot the sharks. With laser beams.
Amy: On their fricking heads.
Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2013 9:18:45 am PDT #931 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Teppy in Natter:
Would you like the traditional three-year anniversary gift of a blue elephant statue?