Windsparrow in Buffista Fic:
Good gravy, do people actually lave things in fic? I'd sooner resort to making manhoods throb.
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Windsparrow in Buffista Fic:
Good gravy, do people actually lave things in fic? I'd sooner resort to making manhoods throb.
In Natter:
Matt the Bruins fan: Kind of hard for me to forget my first - I got hit in the jaw with a piece of rebar in prekindergarten and swallowed the tooth that it knocked out.
Polgara What was your prekindergarten called, Thunderdome Preschool?
Ginger in Natter:
The ads for Entertainment Tonight say "ET has your first look at the heart-wrenching finale of The Bible." I keep wanting to post spoilers.
I'm just the set up here:
Burrell: According to the Calif Health Benefits Exchange, they start Jan 1, 2014. I think the high risk pool is already open, but I'm guessing you aren't high risk.
Trudy Booth: I am now imagining a high risk pool. It has a very deep end. It has two diving boards directly across from each other. It has flame spouts WITHOUT popping sounds.
Steph L.: You forgot the sharks. With laser beams.
Amy: On their fricking heads.
Teppy in Natter:
Would you like the traditional three-year anniversary gift of a blue elephant statue?
There's more on that in Bitches.
JZ
Dude, you're just setting yourself up for an unpleasant surprise in 3 1/2 years.
I wonder how much of all the convo needs to be here to give sufficient context...
Connie Neil, in Bitches, during a conversation about changing names.
the original German name ("Schmeh")
I just pictured a German version of Grumpy Cat saying that name.
-t:
I have achieved half of a Bee's Knees, or reasonable approximation thereof. Tasty. Perhaps I should call it Eric.
bon bon:
Kripkat just went crazy meowing until I went with him to the bedroom. Nothing was there. This guy's worse than CNN!
Sophia Brooks in Natter:
I used to pretend I was a secretary, so I really got a lot of "training" because I read all sorts of secretaries' handbooks. I theoretically also know how to use a dictaphone and send telegrams. Unfortunately, I learned to how to be a secretary from the '50's, but I do know my office supplies.