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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Burrell - Apr 05, 2013 10:29:33 am PDT #930 of 1331

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm just the set up here:

Burrell: According to the Calif Health Benefits Exchange, they start Jan 1, 2014. I think the high risk pool is already open, but I'm guessing you aren't high risk.

Trudy Booth: I am now imagining a high risk pool. It has a very deep end. It has two diving boards directly across from each other. It has flame spouts WITHOUT popping sounds.

Steph L.: You forgot the sharks. With laser beams.

Amy: On their fricking heads.

Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2013 9:18:45 am PDT #931 of 1331

Ann, that's a ferret.

Teppy in Natter:

Would you like the traditional three-year anniversary gift of a blue elephant statue?

WindSparrow - Apr 09, 2013 9:59:20 am PDT #932 of 1331

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

There's more on that in Bitches.

Dude, you're just setting yourself up for an unpleasant surprise in 3 1/2 years.

I wonder how much of all the convo needs to be here to give sufficient context...

beekaytee - Apr 14, 2013 2:18:43 pm PDT #933 of 1331

Compassionately intolerant

Connie Neil, in Bitches, during a conversation about changing names.

the original German name ("Schmeh")

I just pictured a German version of Grumpy Cat saying that name.

Jessica - Apr 19, 2013 6:03:34 pm PDT #934 of 1331

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

-t:

I have achieved half of a Bee's Knees, or reasonable approximation thereof. Tasty. Perhaps I should call it Eric.

Strix - Apr 19, 2013 9:14:45 pm PDT #935 of 1331

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

bon bon:

Kripkat just went crazy meowing until I went with him to the bedroom. Nothing was there. This guy's worse than CNN!

Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2013 5:37:14 am PDT #936 of 1331

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Sophia Brooks in Natter:

I used to pretend I was a secretary, so I really got a lot of "training" because I read all sorts of secretaries' handbooks. I theoretically also know how to use a dictaphone and send telegrams. Unfortunately, I learned to how to be a secretary from the '50's, but I do know my office supplies.

Pix - Apr 27, 2013 1:01:17 pm PDT #937 of 1331

The status is NOT quo.

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Trudy Booth - May 02, 2013 12:46:30 pm PDT #938 of 1331

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I snort-laughed at this.

Ginger: My only claustrophobia involves too many people in a small space. If they did MRIs on several people at one time, I'd be in trouble.

smonster - May 02, 2013 3:43:36 pm PDT #939 of 1331

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Tech:

Liese S.: Sooo...I feel weird about Yahoo buying Astrid.

le nubian: Right? She was so good on Fringe too.

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