Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2013 9:18:45 am PDT #931 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Teppy in Natter:

Would you like the traditional three-year anniversary gift of a blue elephant statue?


WindSparrow - Apr 09, 2013 9:59:20 am PDT #932 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

There's more on that in Bitches.

JZ

Dude, you're just setting yourself up for an unpleasant surprise in 3 1/2 years.

I wonder how much of all the convo needs to be here to give sufficient context...


beekaytee - Apr 14, 2013 2:18:43 pm PDT #933 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

Connie Neil, in Bitches, during a conversation about changing names.

the original German name ("Schmeh")

I just pictured a German version of Grumpy Cat saying that name.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2013 6:03:34 pm PDT #934 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

-t:

I have achieved half of a Bee's Knees, or reasonable approximation thereof. Tasty. Perhaps I should call it Eric.


Strix - Apr 19, 2013 9:14:45 pm PDT #935 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

bon bon:

Kripkat just went crazy meowing until I went with him to the bedroom. Nothing was there. This guy's worse than CNN!


Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2013 5:37:14 am PDT #936 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Sophia Brooks in Natter:

I used to pretend I was a secretary, so I really got a lot of "training" because I read all sorts of secretaries' handbooks. I theoretically also know how to use a dictaphone and send telegrams. Unfortunately, I learned to how to be a secretary from the '50's, but I do know my office supplies.


Pix - Apr 27, 2013 1:01:17 pm PDT #937 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

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Trudy Booth - May 02, 2013 12:46:30 pm PDT #938 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I snort-laughed at this.

Ginger: My only claustrophobia involves too many people in a small space. If they did MRIs on several people at one time, I'd be in trouble.


smonster - May 02, 2013 3:43:36 pm PDT #939 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Tech:

Liese S.: Sooo...I feel weird about Yahoo buying Astrid.

le nubian: Right? She was so good on Fringe too.


Frankenbuddha - May 03, 2013 3:12:28 am PDT #940 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Matt the Bruins Fan in the Buffy Angel thread - this made me laugh and laugh:

Life intruded and kept me from continuing my Angel recaps ages ago when the show was airing, but watching "Origin" on VHS tonight reminded me that I did note down a brief idea for the hypothetical recap that I could share.

WESLEY: We’re more than just our memories.

SHUB-TWIGGURATH: Changes to Fred’s memories changed who she was.

WESLEY: Wait, you’re saying someone tampered with Fred’s mind?

SHUB-TWIGGURATH: A part of her had just been ripped; the pages from her mind were stripped.

WESLEY: My blood runs cold; my memory has just been sold! My—

ANGEL: I’m not sure I like where this conversation is headed.